How to fall asleep at night
- Stare at the computer screen all day. 12 hours nonstop at the minimum.
- Read a "mildly interesting book" such as Linden Hills or The Scarlet Letter
- Use the power of sexy Verdana 3 and dream Verdana dreams.
- Count to 1 million before people post to 1 million.
- Plan out the rest of your life.
- Think about your future.
- pull an all nighter the night before
- chat with someone all day until you both are about to fall asleep on each other
What to do if you can't fall asleep
- do the above things in hopes to fall asleep
- bring out the iPod to play some lame apps
- Lie in bed like a zombie.
- listen to people outside
- think about blog post ideas
- get all paranoid about your latest fear in the dark
- secretly go on cheese.formice.com
- read a book under the covers
- think about Harry Potter because of the above idea
- listen to music
-think about food and how you shouldn't have any after brushing your teeth
- write an absurd list and post it somewhere semipublic
In case you didn't notice, I can't fall asleep tonight .-.
So, what points did I miss? What did I nail right on the head? Don't be afraid to comment! <3
Oh gawd, pompom so physic. I couldn't fall asleep last night either o.o
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ReplyDeleteLol cody
ReplyDeleteCheesus I was up so late that I saw simp make an appearance on CFM. Ended up falling asleep around 4 because my iPod ran out of battery lol
lololol toe <3
ReplyDeleteI can usually fall asleep in time, but i hate doing that. It's fun to stay up late *-*
ReplyDeleteI can usually fall asleep if I want too, but I never do. I would gladly trade the need for sleep with you.
ReplyDeleteSecretly admiring, but not in a love-y way,
TG.
._. omg who are you?
ReplyDeleteLook in your closet and you will never go asleep.
ReplyDeleteLOL TG
ReplyDeleteTG is NOT tired!
ReplyDeleteActually, HP is playing in the room behind me.
ReplyDeleteI believe it's the Chamber of Secrets.